Welcome Email for my newsletter

Task: Write a creative welcome email for my newsletter that gives readers a rough idea of what my newsletter is about.

Points kept in mind:

This is not a typical newsletter but the craziest one my subscribers have ever subscribed to.

Add satirical humor with sarcasm to hook the reader and build strong recall value. Keep it short and crisp to hold the reader's attention.

It’s a welcome email that doesn’t necessarily need to be informative or formal. It should be fun and snappy.

Access the email below.